Instructions: An old and powerful spell. Chant while stirring the digital pot. Modify only with extreme care.
Dear Computer,
Please generate –
an Open World Survival Crafting Game,
with
Masterpiece Mechanics
and
Thrilling Gameplay,
and a Cozy Hub.
—
Let it have
Satisfying Guns
like Doom Eternal,
and powerful upgrade mechanics,
like Vampire Survivors,
but with combat like Dark Souls.
—
Let it look Gorgeous,
in the style of
Mœbius,
but more Realistic.
—
Let it have
Epic Scale
and a
Heartwrenching, Masterpiece story
with a
Sympathetic Villain
and
Flawed Hot Female Protagonist.
Tell it with Cutcenes that are cool,
in the style of Resident Evil 4,
with writing
like Bioshock Infinite.
—
Please,
make it Big.
So that it takes
100 hours
to finish.
And make the first 2 hours
Enticing and Action-Packed.
—
And please put it on Steam,
with Gifs
and Tags
and
funny achievements.
Market it
Cheap and Effectively
on Tiktok, Reddit, and Twitter.
..